“Five Years Later (Confession of a Bad Pet Owner)”

“Five Years Later (Confession of a Bad Pet Owner)”

By Shawna Peete,

I’m finally living out Audrey’s dream of living in a house somewhere that’s green. I’m going to turn the dining room into a library, build an abstract walkway to my front door, plant sunflowers near the edge of my front lawn, get a picket fence, and buy one of those sleek fridges that dispense ice-cubes.

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