If Edgar Allen Poe Was a Millennial

If Edgar Allen Poe Was a Millennial

BY ARIANA GARCIA-RIVERA

Edgar Allen Poe was born October 7, 1993. He’s an extremely eccentric fellow that can’t relate to many of his peers. Growing up, he would write poems about the pets he has loved and lost. How he missed his kitty, Poepurry. Eventually when he becomes interested in girls he tends to creep them out more than attract them and spends more time writing about how beautiful they would be in a coffin and lifeless.

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