Where's the booty?

Dear Looking for Booty,

It seems you are in search of something that you can’t find. Thankfully, an arrrrrtist of questionable taste and integrity has taken up the gauntlet of the never-ending search for the booty. If you will sail on over to your closest source of internet and open your preferred browser and search engine, you will find that typing in “Bubba Sparxxx and the Ying Yang Twins” will lead you to a lyrical map titled “Ms. New Booty.” On this map you will even find the reassurance that these adventurous men have indeed been successful in their treasure hunting:

“Ever since I had the pleasure

of getting you together, your chest is just whatever

I found the buried treasure.”

If you have any further questions, I would suggest calling Sir Sparxxx himself. One precaution, however. Clear your call log, matey. Your girlfriend may have you walking the plank if she sees the entry “Booty Call.”

Deepest regards from the seven seas,

Cap’n Ferdinand Cannonballs