How do I express my love for my roommate?

Dear Friend,          

Things like this are best expressed through interpretive dance.  Maybe decorate the room with fresh flowers and play some soothing flute music.  Stay up all night and watch your roommate sleep.  Caress their dreamy head.  Sniff their glorious flesh.  One day, you will own that flesh.  It is only a matter of time… be patient.


Your friend Sara