I just recently got an iPhone and have become addicted. I always have to have it in my hand or at least near me at all times. I started sleeping snuggled with it. How to I break my addiction? Help!
Cut off your thumbs. It’s so much harder to use a phone if you don’t have thumbs. If that doesn’t work gouge out your eyes with a spoon (see Slumdog Millionaire for proper procedure) If all else fails just, like, turn it off at night or something I don’t know.
Your Friend Sara