ADVICE: How do I take over the world?

Dear Friend,

Okay.  First off you need to take a step back, junior.  Take a chill pill, you know?  The world’s a big place with a whole bunch of people living inside of it.  And a whole bunch of those people may want a slice of the pie, if you know what I mean.  You don’t want to be stepping on any toes.  I’m just saying.  Watch your back.


Your friend Sara