Cthulhu renounces nomination: Trump “will bring about sufficient suffering"

Cthulhu renounces nomination: Trump “will bring about sufficient suffering"

By Andy Nalewski

Cthulhu, herald of the extinction of the human race and true President-Elect of the United States (http://www.detourzine.com/column/creative/cthulhu-found-to-have-won-presidency-after-massive-recount), has renounced his nomination and intentions of worldwide devastation today, while granting an exclusive interview to Detour about his campaign and the current fate of the planet.

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How to Write a Superhero

How to Write a Superhero

BY ANDY NALEWSKI

I live the writer's nightmare. For a damn month, I’ve sat no less than six hours a day staring at that blinking cursor on the blank page. Nothing. I smoked pot. Nothing. I drank. Nothing. I thought it might be the medium, so I went to pen and paper. I just doodled cats and cute little things. I haven’t a single fucking ounce of inspiration.

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