Cthulhu renounces nomination: Trump “will bring about sufficient suffering"

Cthulhu renounces nomination: Trump “will bring about sufficient suffering"

By Andy Nalewski

Cthulhu, herald of the extinction of the human race and true President-Elect of the United States (http://www.detourzine.com/column/creative/cthulhu-found-to-have-won-presidency-after-massive-recount), has renounced his nomination and intentions of worldwide devastation today, while granting an exclusive interview to Detour about his campaign and the current fate of the planet.

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